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    China’s First Fully AI-Generated Feature Film is a Box Office Bomb

    Womp womp. Looks like Chinese moviegoers are just as disinterested in watching a full-length movie from an expensive, environmentally ruinous plagiarism machine as Americans. Sanxingdui: Future Past was heralded by its production company Bona Film Group as the People’s Republic’s first theatrically-released feature-length film made entirely by AI video generation software. This pioneer in defiling […] More

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    Movie Villains Who Use Poker to Intimidate Their Opponents

    In Rounders, Teddy KGB eats Oreo cookies at the table, splashes his chips into the pot, and taunts the man across from him in a Russian accent thick enough that a Rolling Stone critic gave up trying to transcribe it. The man across from him is Mike McDermott, who lost his entire $30,000 bankroll to […] More

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    Seven Movie Casino Heists That Would Fall Apart in a Real Sweepstakes Lobby

    Casino heist movies rely on physical access, carefully timed distractions, and security weaknesses that characters can exploit. Vaults, cash cages, counting rooms, and gaming tables provide obvious targets, while elaborate plans often depend on manipulating staff or avoiding surveillance. These scenarios make for compelling cinema, but they reflect a traditional casino environment built around physical […] More

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    How Streaming Platforms Are Changing the Future of Movies

    Streaming services such as Netflix and YouTube have penetrated 90% of American homes, with most households using an average of nearly four streaming apps. With nearly 3,000 nationwide internet services and affordable electronic devices, streaming services’ convenience, flexibility, and personalization have permanently changed how audiences consume their favorite movies. This article explores these factors, diving […] More

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    Why Do They Keep Promoting This Slop That No One Wants?

    Last week, Variety ran a totally-newsworthy-and-not-shameless-advertising-for-AI-slop article about the upcoming film Merry the Christmas Witch, with the article going out of its way to note the most unique aspect of its production: [Producer Tom] Walsh tells Variety he loved the idea of a Christmas witch and was eager to adapt the title. But when he […] More

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    Ranking the Best Performances to Date from John Turturro

    John Turturro is a legend. Wildly, he’s a legend who has never been nominated for an Academy Award. Could this year finally break that drought for him with The Only Living Pickpocket in New York? Not only do I hope so, I think it’s quite deserved as well. We’ll see what his Oscar chances turn […] More

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